Things My Mother Taught Me

My mother taught me to APPRECIATE a work well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You'd better pray that this thing come out from the carpet!"

My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why." (False cause for sure!)

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, just in case you get into an accident."

My mother taught me OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat you dinner!" (Am I an amoeba?)

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you; would you then listen." (Now I see the reason why I suck in physics XD)

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once I've told you a million times-Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
" I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

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The "Divine Comedy"

CHINA, 08-31-2008: A man named xu, after swearing to God that he did not owe money to his neighbor, was struck by lightning. After being sent to the hospital, it is thought that he will recover completely.




Huang demanded Xu to pay his debt of 500 Renminbi




Xu denied his debt towards Huang





Xu swore to God that he didn't borrow any money from Huang





And, this was what happened...